A black and white panda strolled into a cafe and took a seat at one of the tables. The panda ordered a meal and ate it heartily. Then with a sudden jerk he pulled a pistol from his waistcoat pocket and shot the ceiling above him. The cafe broke into silence as everyone turned and stared at the damage.
"Why did you do that?" the waiter asked with curiosity.
"I am a panda look it up." replied the panda, tossing a badly punctuated animal manual over his shoulder, whilst leaving.
Sure enough the manual said:
'A panda: a black and white animal from china. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
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I've heard it told slightly different to this, in my version the panda sleeps with a prostitute and leaves without paying then tells her to look up panda lol
I love that book, it's so clever isn't it? Just goes to show, watch your punctuation or you never know what might happen! ✨💜🌟💙✨🌟✨
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