I Thought

I thought I saw an angel
Way up in the sky
Her face was very blurry
She was up so high

Her dress was white
It flowed like water
And faded into mist
But that is not the matter

Because as her face cleared
I could see maniacal smile
Plastered across her face
I swear, I'm not senile!

She reached
To take my hand
And pull me-
Up or down and-

Down!
She is actually he,
He thinks I can be fooled!
Oh, deary me!

I take my hand
away
And cringe
No, I say!

Suddenly
The angel frowns
And glides into the light
And a black mist floats down

Oh no!
What a fool I am!
A tricky glamour
I hear a loud "Bam!"

The devil disguised
My guardian angel
Come to warn me...
Oh, hell!

But!
Of what?
She didn't say...
And the doors now shut

I can not follow
I can not ask
That evil creature
To hide her behind that mask!

I can't go to heaven
I must go...
To a bad place
For... Oh no!

A car has run me over!
I should've been paying attention
I am such an idiot
Now that I mention

What's this?
I'm floating up!
God has mercy

I'm not religious, but I think I'm holding an important cup.