31 December 2012
A little boys homework was to learn the first three letters of the alphabet. So he asked his mom, who was watching, tv,
"Mommy, what is the first letter of the alphabet?" She said, "shut up, I'm watching an opera."
So he went to his big sister, who was helping his little sister in the bath. His little sisters toy had just gone down the drain, and when he asked what the second letter of the alphabet, she said,
" down duh dwain, down duh dwain!" So he went and asked his older brother, who was on his motorcycle surrounded by girls, what the third letter of the alphabet is? He said, "Vroom, vroom! hop on, baby!"
The next day the teacher asked him to share, so he said, "shut up, I'm watching an opera!" She said, "where are your manners?" He continued "down duh dwain, down duh dwain!" She said, "we're going to the principle's office!" He replied, "vroom, vroom! Hop on, baby!"
The First Three Letters • Opuss № I