19 October 2012
Seems my television ain't just telly anymore
Whatever happened to having good old 1,2,3 & 4
Remember trying to tune a 28" cathode ray?
Not far from rocket science and it took all bloody day
I can still recall getting up to change the channel
Now I needn't bother, they're all showing the same old flannel
Interactive, Internet, don't need remote control
Miss the good old days when the telly had a soul
3d HD pictures projected on a wall
A technology degree is what you need to know it all
They used to be so fat now they couldn't be no thinner
If they got any smarter, I'd swear they'd cook my dinner
But having moaned my head off I suppose it's not so bad
My latest television is the best I've ever had
6 million billion pixels, stunning picture quality
And set up by a teenager, and that's just fine by me...
Television • Opuss № I