I'm the knickerninja
Of that you can be sure
I will root out secrets
In your underwear drawer
Ah, a peachy camisole
Pretty and so lacy
Underneath, some photographs
Ooo! They're pretty racy...
Yes the knickerninja
Will dive between the pants
To discover hidden evidence
Of a forbidden dalliance
Ah, the knickerninja
Has super kung-fu power
When I've finished in your drawers
I'm in your wardrobe for an hour
Watch out for knickerninja
I like to watch your faces
Especially super heroes
When I've gone and snipped your braces
I'm the knickerninja
I sport a wicked grin
But the doctors never let me out
They always keep me in...
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Comments & Feedback (32)
@leelee101 a poem for me, I love it, it brought a smile to my face, very witty, just what I like, thank you so much
@chy I totally agree with you, good comment from you as well, get out of the drawer you pervert, made me laugh, :-)
I'm having hilarious visions of you in a balaclava with frilly panties on over the top of tights 😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@chy haha! Forget the photos hunny, it's those leopard print pulling pants I'm concerned about... 😂😂😂👍❤💋
@shazydee you're welcome Hun. You helped bring him to life with your earlier comments. Least I could do! 👍❤😘
@sjw haha! You can't scare the knickerninja sienna, I found your picture of Wayne Rooney...oops, sorry... 😂😂😂❤💋
@MrsS and I am having hilarious visions of you trying to get those hilarious visions out of your head Caroline! Good luck sweetheart! 😂😂😂👍❤😘
@chy I shall have to become a repeat offender in your case hunny, can't miss the good stuff! Hoho cold shower ahoy... 😂😂😂👍❤💋
@sjw haha! I thought the Wayne Rooney pic was bad enough... Note to self...must delve deeper... 😂👍❤💋
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