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I was going to post a quote
But there wasn't any need
There's already far too many
Clogging up my feed
An instalment of my story
A nice fat juicy chunk
But I couldn't concentrate
Because I got a little drunk
How about something funny
Perhaps a limerick?
So many ways to write
I could really take my pick
I wasn't going to write
I wasn't going to post
But why should I abstain
From the thing I love the most
This isn't for the likes
Or to get to number one
You'll write many better posts
And this is just a bit of fun
So I'll stick to what I know
Rhyming's what I do
And I'll end this drunken post
With a Happy New Year to you!

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Comments & Feedback (44)

Happy new year Lee!

Happy new year! βœ¨πŸ˜„πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰

@Irrational_Kimmi @blacknova Christ m a. Bit pissed! Happy new year laydeez!! πŸ‘β€πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Happy new year honey!! πŸ˜ŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ˜˜πŸΊ

Happy new year πŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

Happy new year

Happy New Year!! πŸŽπŸ””πŸ””πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰πŸ””πŸ˜Šβœ¨

@leelee101 and u too!!

@leelee101 Happy New Year !!! Sounds like it was a good one! βœ¨πŸŒŸβœ¨πŸŒ™πŸ””πŸŽ‰πŸŒŸβœ¨πŸŒ™

@sleepydragon oh it was hun... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””

@candyland_massacre @patdolan83 thank u both for the to RP. Happy new year! πŸ‘πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””

@sammielee46 @crowncottage happy new year laydeez! And thank you both for reposting πŸ‘πŸ””β€πŸ˜˜πŸ‘πŸ’‹

@blacknova happy new year Lucy! πŸ‘πŸ””β€πŸ˜˜πŸ‘πŸŽ‰

@Irrational_Kimmi haha! Happy new year hunnybunchβ„’! πŸ‘πŸ‘β€ and a big old πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ for the RP sweety

@sleepydragon and thanks for reposting Diana. πŸ‘β€πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ˜˜

@leelee101 no problem hun! Loved this!! πŸ˜ŠπŸ’œ and Happy New Year to you as well sir! πŸŽ‰πŸŒŸβœ¨πŸŽ†πŸŽˆπŸŽˆ

@Stablish thanks for the RP fella. How's the head? πŸ˜‚πŸ’ŠπŸ’Š

Morning happy new year lee! Hope your heads alright πŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’Šβ˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜• some pills and liquid if not (: xx

@minxyMolly hey MM I'm fine thanks hun. Gory details in the post I've just done. ❀ Thanks for the RP hunny πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

Deserving of top post...woop woop...sounds like a great night was had...a huggie for you πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ😘❀✨✨❀😘

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@RichWithey all in good fun Rich, Happy New Year fella. πŸ‘ Thanks for the RP amigo πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ»

@misslittleDHP to be honest Kim I wasn't going to do anything, but after talking to Kimmi I expected a shedload of meaningless quotes. So I thought sod it and knocked one up just for fun! ❀ Glad you enjoyed it my lovely. Happy New Year! πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜πŸ””πŸ””

@kep10 @katherineakwa @Klaire @bettyluvy Happy New Year to all of you πŸ‘β€πŸ””πŸ””

Should got drunk more often then

@sarahgamal ooo no I don't think so Sarah.... πŸ’ŠπŸ’Š πŸ˜‚ Happy New Year hunny, did it go ok for you? πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

@leelee101 yes it was nice but there was no drinking for me 😭😭 been coughing

@sarahgamal nothing nasty I hope hun 😱

It was nice but I don't drink!

@megmog thanks for the RP πŸ‘

@kirsten oh no! 😒

Yes I suppose all the crying smilies are rather sad...

@Summer87 have a few happy ones then! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Thanks for the RP, most appreciated πŸ‘β€

@leelee101 Derserved of the most.😏this is the top today and it should get bunches of reposts!πŸ˜„

Nice

@regirock524 thank you! πŸ‘

@Splashdown thanks for the RP mate πŸ‘πŸ»

That is proper amazing!! :D

@Mazinmeems wow. Thank you very much πŸ‘

@leelee101 no problemo it's the truth :)

That's brill!!!!

@hannahbanana13 thanks very much! πŸ‘πŸ‘

Ur welcome

This is good welldone:)

@cupcakechick thank u very much. πŸ‘

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