13 February 2013
On the darkened Essex roads This morning, a quarter to eight Traffic lights are red Did the right thing, stopped to wait
Waiting patiently for green Then came this mornings farce Looming large in rear view mirrors Then went straight into her arse
Must have hit her with some force For she then hit the car in front It may yet be a write off Thanks a lot you... (insert your word of choice here)
What a great start to her morning Christ, she must have yelped She's got a bad back anyway This couldn't have helped
Traffic piling up behind her Wanting to be on their way Mrs. Lee's a local celebrity She made the radio news today!
But don't worry, she's alright As hard workers have to be She's made of stronger stuff She must be, she married me...
The Concertina Car • Opuss № I