14 July 2012
I gave her the name 'Roxy' All pinky, shrivelled down A breath of air was needed To make her lose that frown She's a blonde haired beauty And it is my true belief She's been sent by mail order Expressly for my relief She's cuddly and inflatable She's like a rubber ball I'll bounce her in the kitchen And I'll bounce her in the hall We will never argue Or even have a tiff She's always there to soothe me When I'm feeling a bit...stiff... She's got holes aplenty Moist receptacles Me and Roxy at it Must be some spectacle And when at last we finish I've gotten off my rocks My pinky plastic lover Just goes back in her box
Inspired by, and with some words from 'Be My Girl' by The Police
Roxy • Opuss № I