28 April 2012
There's a cat in my house
He's been there for hours
There's only one problem
This cat is not ours
Black and white fella
Cute little guy
Melted the hearts of
My missus and I
Comes round in the morning
Then he stays all day
I throw him back out
But he won't go away
Plays banister stair games
Pulls your heartstrings
He doesn't miaow
He actually sings
He practically lives here
In this home that we gave
To someone else's pussycat
Strangely named Dave
Cat • Opuss № I