26 August 2012

# household

I own a giant fish tank And sometimes, just for a prank I invite loads of women To do naked swimming But first they must walk the plank

But, before they do I tell them to go to the loo I tell you I've seen The water turn green God help me if one wants to poo

For then it would all go wrong And we wouldn't be swimming for long Because your boat Ain't all that can float And the smell would be rather strong

Try the local swimming pool And you won't look such a fool Dumping in tanks Just ain't the way, thanks Unless wearing a nappy, not cool...

leelee101giantfishtank • Opuss № I