Don't need super weapons
Don't really need some cheese
I got plenty stuff
To bring 'em to their knees
I'm BedHairyLee
Good Evening. Time for sleaze
Dynamic Duo? Hero Pants?
My goodness, ladies. Pur-lease...
I told you I fight dirty
I'm striking from the dark
Come at me with chickens
And I'll knock 'em out the park
You'll try to turn me round
My evil self repent
My BedHair will protect me
How bloody eggs-cellent
So with the evil cheese king
I thought I'd take first bat
Remember Nic and Daring D
I know where the D-Mobile's at
And before you try to drive it
And strike with gags so ripe
I'd be careful Missy
And check that exhaust pipe...
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