13 June 2012
"I'm lovin' it"® your jingle says But that's not quite the truth 'Cos although I'm lovin' your Big Mac™ My cholesterol's thru the roof Which makes McNuggets™ obsolete Quarterpounders too Makes resisting quite a feat In fact it makes me blue So now my intake's not much fun I've had to change my habits To grow, my lunch needs rain and sun And I share it with my rabbits Yes! This is a hissy fit My diet is a bore I'm lovin' it, and I'm missin' it When I walk past your door
Thanks to McDonald's for the kind use of your annoying bloody jingle!
Jingle • Opuss № I