14 December 2012
Captain Scarlet and Captain Black
Were having a quick fag out the back
When along came Captain Blue
Said, 'Hello duckies, how are you?'
They shared a hug and had a 'mwah'
The campest puppetry by far
Blue then took his trousers down
And they took him up the Captain Brown...
Meanwhile Destiny and Symphony
Were angels making Harmony
Troy and Phones inside Stingray
Went twos up on Marina today
Now you know just what they mean
By 'going down' in a submarine
Poor Joe 90 in his spinning bubble
Far too young for this kind of trouble
And meanwhile somewhere in the Pacific
On an island, nowhere specific
Four young men and their old man too
Now what do you think they got up to?
Down time was hot for the family Tracy
Tintin was fit and things got racy
But feel for John, why the long face?
Stuck on Thunderbird 5 jerking off in space
Lady Penelope in her killer heels
That pink Rolls Royce was a brothel on wheels
A cockney chauffeur, a little shady
'Have you come yet Parker?' 'Yes, m'lady...'
Of course it's made up, none of it's true
But you just can't really be sure, can you?
In the swinging sixties these series were hatched
Free puppet love with no strings attached...
No Strings Attached • Opuss № I