6 June 2012
Early Wednesday morning
The Queen was sitting down
Reflecting on her reign
And the bash in London town
She was feeling poorly
And really very tired
Maybe there's a stand-in
Lookalike that could be hired
Maybe then Prince William
He'd make a king so great
But newlyweds spend time in bed
He's busy - Ahem! - with Kate
Or Prince Harry, young and brash
Spends time partying
But he wears Nazi uniforms
And who wants a minger king
Prince Philip came into the room
Sat upon the bed
He had something on his mind
And this is what he said
Liz, why do you do it
At the age of eighty-nine?
I have to, see, 'cos after me
Prince Charles is next in line...
Wednesday • Opuss № I