22 December 2012
Once upon a time
(Ok, 36 years ago)
There was an Xmas baby
Who became a bloke you know
You'll recognise his writing
'Cos he always makes you laugh
Especially the time
He burnt his arsehole in the bath
He loves to write a limerick
They're always good, never bad
And I can still remember
The time he called me 'Dad'
You all know he loves his football
A regular kind of bloke
Don't talk to him this afternoon
If Tottenham lose to Stoke
But that's quite enough of that
I'm afraid I have digressed
I bring a simple message
Time to get it off my chest
An International Phenomenon™
And a master with his pen
I'm sure I speak for Opuss
When I say Happy Birthday @glen
Tottenham 0 Stoke 1 • Opuss № I