Alex! Get upstairs!
And clean those grimy teeth
Your mother's told us all
And it's just beyond belief
They're yellow and they're dirty
There's bits of cakes and things
The tooth fairy will go on strike
With the work that your mouth brings
The toothbrush has got batteries
You don't even need to push
Off then, to the bathroom
Get that toothpaste in yer moosh
I hope you like the dentist
'Cos if you don't buck up
He'll be taking all your teeth
And give 'em to you in a cup
Lovely minty freshness
All around yer gob
It only takes a minute
It's not too hard a job
One further thing young sir
Your breath will start to stink!
Just a brush, and then a rinse
And spit it in the sink
You'll thank me when you're older
Yup, there's a silver lining
'Cos the girlies like a man
With all his teeth, all white and shining!
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@sarahgamal thanks hunny ❤ I'm getting this odd feeling she may let him loose on her Opuss to reply... Hmmm... 😂😂👍😘
Sounds like me trying to tell my son about the virtues of flossing! He's 17 years old now and I still have to ask him have you cleaned your teeth? I should change my name to grumpy dragon and see if that works. What do you think? 💙✨🌟🎆
@sleepydragon just stay as sleepydragon and live up to your name by not doing ANYTHING for him! 😂😂👍❤💋
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