A is for Aleisha, my mistress and Queen Bee
B can be for Bryan Heap, which leads us on to C
C of course for Cinders, beauteous red haired muse
D is for Delilah and her serial killer ruse
E then is for Ell, and F is for Fly10
G therefore is Gazplend, whose humour never ends
H for HeatherAnne and her stormtrooper's gun
I then is for iPuss whose posts are always fun
J for JanaVandale, and K, Kivihe and Kim
L maybe for leelee, but that's quite enough of him
M is for misslittle, Melody, mummy1111, Mr. Alex,
N is for Nic, naaviie, seems preoccupied with sex
O, of course, for Opuss, without whom, you see
None of us would be here
So take a bow, Seamonster...
P can be for PoppyA, who loves her Spanish words
Q therefore is QuackoQuack, who is off with the birds
R for Redfae, Ally, lovely red haired lass
And now I come to S, and I need a separate class
There's Stablish, SmellyFingers, Stolenhearts to name but three
My pencil's nearly broken, so I'll move along to T
T is for TheCodsPollocks, and U, UnsuitableGuy
V can be TheViolator, well known to you and I
W, there are many, but I chose the Wolf of Weird
Whose poems are so epic I've been known to grow a beard
X, I couldn't find, but I'm sure there must be one
Y therefore for Yowwa, whose name just sounds like fun
Lastly then is Z, and it belongs to ZuperZed
That's the Opuss alphabet as I see it in my head
Please don't be disheartened if you're not on this list
I tried to get you all in, easy to be missed
I tried to make it accurate, tried to get it right
But please don't be complaining, I've been up all bloody night!
With apologies to the hundreds and hundreds who I just..couldn't..squeeze..in..
And Nom...
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