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Get A Life?

Get a life you say?
I've got one of those
And I live it each day
On the app that I chose

You all know me
I give advice
Hopefully useful
Nearly always nice

I try to help out
It's what I do
I'd have been happy
With a 'no thank you'

You got your likes
In large amounts
Now, what to do
With those e-mail accounts

Use them for good
Not causing strife
It's really quite something
To get a life...

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Comments & Feedback (46)

Definitely my last word on the subject! 😂

😳😳what happened?

Well said!! 😘❤

@leelee101 😂😘 nice one Lee. And hopefully the end now!

@sarahgamal she commented on kimmis Instagram saying tell lee to get a life 😒 @leelee101 well said lee❤❤👏👏😘👍

@minxyMolly who is "she" what did I miss😳😳

@Irrational_Kimmi @minxyMolly thank you my lovelies. Yes that's the end hopefully. Had to do it Kimmi! 👍❤😘

@sarahgamal the girl who was top of the day from using multiple accounts to like her own wrist slashing quote, thankfully it's all over now (: x

@minxyMolly absolutely. Thanks for the RP MM 👍❤😘

@minxyMolly ahhhh okkkkk. I get it now 😁😁

@Irrational_Kimmi thanks for the RP hunnybunch™ 👍❤😘

@sarahgamal 👍👍 Talk to me and I'll talk to you. Leave snide messages for someone else to deliver from another app, and you get my full attention. Fair enough isn't it? ❤

@sammielee46 thank you Sam 👍❤😘

@sarahgamal thank you for the RP hunny 👍❤😘

@Stablish thanks for reposting fella 👍🍻

@leelee101 more than fair enough Lee

@sarahgamal I'm glad you agree hunny. 👍❤

@Klaire appreciate that kind RP 👍 thank you. ❤

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😂 one of the ashettes used same phrase to me.. How ironic 😂 nice piece

@Burrfoot mate maybe I'm reading it wrong, but I thought we were trying to help her. Then she gets all spitty, and now she posts on someone else's Instagram telling me to get a life. Eh? Hence this piece. Say it to my face, know what I mean fella? I don't bite... 😂😂 Cheers for the RP Burr 👍🍻

@RichWithey 👍 Cheers hombre. 🍻

@RichWithey and cheers for the RP too sir. 👍🍻

@leelee101 just an ivory tower princess IMO.. Onwards

Get a life everyone lol gotta laugh really mate 😜😃😃

@glen mate I am laughing! 😂😂 Thanks for the RP, and onwards, as Burr says! 👍😂🍻

@Burrfoot onwards indeed. 👍

I love this!!!!

@nikujagagirl thank you

@nikujagagirl thank u hun 👍 and thanks for the RP too ❤😘

@Jamtots appreciate that RP squire 👍 thank you. 🍻

Wait what, I thought this is Opuss not Instragram. I wanna know what's going on though. I've been away for a couple of weeks. So what's been going on.? Hope it gets better. @leelee101 xx

Why get a life? You already have one. I don't understand that statement. It technically doesn't mean anything. Don't worry too much. Xx

@mattreb10 everything's fine! Just a little grief with an Instagrammer not quite doing things the Opuss way. Looooong story... 😂😂 I shouldn't worry, all over and done with. Thanks for asking though 👍❤

You are soooooooo over it Hun ...RISE ABOVE IT ...it's yesterday's news for Opussians ...she will get bored when no one reacts ...😘❤💪💪💪❤😘

@Bluegerbil thanks for reposting hun 👍❤😘

@misslittleDHP Kim I was over it when it was happening! 😂 But if you're gonna use someone else's Instagram to fire a snide at me from a different app, when all I was doing was helping, you're gonna get my attention. I think that's pretty fair. 👍❤ All done as far as I'm concerned my sweet, I am way bigger. In waistline too. 😂😂 Thanks for the RP my lovely lovely. 👍❤😘😘

@leelee101 @misslittleDHP indeed and I also don't appreciate snidey princesses leaving mean comments on my Instagram for someone else! Good work Lee, you tell 'em 😘

Quite sad really. Especially when an olive branch was offered. Evening☕

@leelee101 You're welcome!

@kikikookara appreciate that RP hun 👍 thank you ❤

Your welcome @leelee101

@Irrational_Kimmi in a way this is for you as much as it is for me hunnybunch™ 👍❤😘

@eddie12309 ain't it just. What a silly thing to do and say, especially as you said, an olive branch was offered. Chuck rubbish at me from someone else's slot on a different app, and you're well and truly gonna get my attention, hence this post. We were only trying to help. Oh well c'est la vie, as you have already said. 👍❤

@leelee101 indeed. Lets all ignore and move on. Notoriety will only be fuel. 😔

@eddie12309 done 👍

@leelee101 glad everything's sorta ok. Everyone on Opuss is so nice/lovely.

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