There's going to be
A midnight rush
On Opuss,
Who can post
The 'best' boring quote
To make top of the day
On the first of January?
Because you know
It'll stay top
Of the week, month, year,
Liked by every
Visitor and newbie,
It'll go down in history
As the worst
'Best' post of
2013.
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Comments & Feedback (22)
@eddie12309 I imagine I'll be too drunk to post anything coherent at 00:01 π but I'd rather it was an actual poem or story that got the no. 1 spot. That way when new users join and look at the 'top' posts they might be more inclined to post something original. And π to you too. Partying tonight?
Well said π but do you know top of the year is only 8months old so it may not get reset tonight anyway it will be interesting to see what happens tho lol if it does I hope is not a quote! π
@eddie12309 @Irrational_Kimmi do we really care? I'll be drunk! ππ Good point tho hunnybunchβ’ and well written πβ€π
@sjw maybe they'll leave it to random day and not tell anyone? That would stop the mad clawing for the top spot!
@Irrational_Kimmi it is annoying sweety, and there's no chance of them forgetting, you know that! How about if a load of quotes appear at 11.55pm, we all just post 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' and then just like each others? ππ ha maybe not eh... β€
@leelee101 lmao! Good plan except I don't think any of us will even be thinking about opuss πππ
@Irrational_Kimmi I'll admit I'm quite interested in seeing what gets posted, a lot of the new guys haven't been around so I'm expecting to see a shedload of quotes. And I'd love to say I have a genius piece up my sleeve but I haven't. So I'm off to a party later and I'll take a looksee what's happened later. Kik me later if you like hun. πβ€π
@Irrational_Kimmi will do if it's bad lol otherwise I might just drink glass of wine & chill with folks for a change lol but I'll have a lookie later and msg you when I do (:
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