Our Saviour has a new name
And @crowncottage is to blame
He smokes maple leaf
'Cos that his belief
But he wears a beard just the same
This has come to pass
From an odd punctuation class
This lovely chick
Says she's as thick
As a concrete rhino's ass!
He drinks tea that's overpriced
And likes his pig sarnies sliced
In this online age
He takes centre stage
All kneel before @Weirdwolf Christ
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