21 November 2012
BBTV45*+1
Wednesday 21 November 2012
Our evening listings
6.00 THE NEWS Interesting fact based program. Sport for the men at the end. Followed by National Weather
6.27 Regional Weather
6.28 Weather for your town
6.30 Weather for your back garden
6.31 REGIONAL NEWS Local news. Includes train times and bus fares
6.55 Weather in your bathroom
7.00 THE ONE SHOW Chris Evans and the nice Welsh lady allow strange people camera time. Also a host of minor celebrities advertise their availability for pantomime.
7.30 YEASTENDERS Been around so long, we renamed it. Tonight, Ian serves someone chips, an Asian family are disturbed by their wallpaper, and the entire viewing public wonders how everyone can afford breakfast in the cafe and evenings in the pub considering no-one seems to do any work. I'm moving to Walford...
7.45 FOOTBALL In the pub...
8.00 TAKE ME OUT With Paddy McGuinness Wish someone would...
9.00 I'M NOT A CELEBRITY.... Season Finale Tonight, the remaining 'celebrities' all go down with malaria, the blonde ex soap star finally gets her tits out after two weeks of shower teasing, and Ant & Dec are hung by the neck until dead. Last in series.
NEWSFLASH! Lads, the footie's finished. Time to go home in time for...
10.00 THE NEWS Again. Includes new seating position and an extra camera angle for the anchorman. Sport at the end.
10.27 Weather directly over your head. Likely to consist of dark stormy clouds by now...
10.30 MOCK THE WEEK The country's top comedians rebel against their scripted jokes and do a half hour show consisting of 'Scenes We'd Like To See', which is the best bit.
11.00 FILM: CHEAP SEQUEL VII pt. 2 A film that no-one in their right mind would pay to see in the cinemas, but it was going cheap, and we've got your licence fee, so you're paying to see it anyway. Cast: See I'm Not A Celebrity...
12.30 CLOSE We've decided to close early. Not that you'll have noticed, because you've probably been watching Dave ja vu since 9.00 anyway...
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