I know it's a super car
But now you've gone too far!
So I've brought arrows and slings
To damage your clip-on wings!
I've got Hermans in my hair
I think I'll leave 'em there
When I've finished this attack
I'll need a little snack
I think you must agree
I've been a super enemy
Maybe not too scary
But well and truly hairy
I think that's how to play
To swing the fight our way
That's enough cheese for now
Time for BedHair. And how...
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