Blithering BedHair Lee,
Now without his knees,
Back for more,
From hero ladies adored,
Stealing elastic from their pants,
Why you - you sneaky little ant!
You think six arms and no legs,
Will help you avoid our chicken eggs?
Better put that mask back on,
Now Notorious Nic is Knickerless,
That gas can no longer be withdrawn,
Too much cheese was unleashed,
This intolerance can't be policed,
Blowing you off your skateboard,
Yes, Lee - you've been floored!
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