Oh dear what can the matter be
Killer owls hide high up in the tree
Using your head as a moving lavatory
I will hide from Monday to saturday
Then Sunday I'll take them down
Vets in bikinis look and frown
But the owls want to run the town
They're buying up vans and learning to drive
Only the fittest of humans will survive
So come on killer bikini vets
These creatures are killers not bloody pets!
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My mum used to sing the orriginal to me as a young child and everytime.... Id start crying... Evul mum
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