Have you ever had one of those dreams that make no sense whatsoever ?
I had one last night about a bloke who was an automobile sprayer whose girlfriend turned into a giant spoon ! Then she started to beat him with a big cucumber and tried to steal his bread roll !
It inspired me to write this short poem.
If I were a car painter
And you were a ladle
Would you marrow me anyway?
Would you have my bagel?
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May I just say you are the best person here on Opuss, I stopped coming on because it all became teenagers with their dark poems and quotes and in my entire feed yours was the only original, funny, just brilliant thing there! Please keep going! :D
@EllaGlover That's. The sweetest thing to say - thank you so much. I've been really busy at work lately and haven't had much time to write or even read I'm afraid, but you've inspired me to try to make more time. Thanks again Ella. πππ
Well i bet i'm not the only one thinking this! And good for you for keeping going when you could have easily stopped- you're an inspiration to everyone :)
Excellent. I had some weird dreams last night as well. I recognise the song you have changed as well. Isn't it " if I were a carpenter" by luka bloom? Great song
@martinos74 Yes, you're right, although I'd never heard of luka bloom so I looked him up on you-tube - quite a talent! The song was written by Tim Harding in the 60's and has been covered by such greats as Bobby Darin, Johnny Cash, Elton John, Elvis and about 40 others. π΅πΆπΈπ€
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