Armed with guns of liquid cheese,
Egyptian Cotton, please, D, please,
I suggest, use Vanish, you,
To lift the scent of BedHead's poo,
Unless you wish to wear them now,
You'll smell worse than old Laughing Cow,
We're here, outside the D-Mobile,
We've left our Cheddar cheesy seal,
Your chickens, we have one right here,
Trapped in a cage made out of Leer.
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@naaviie haha! squawk your feathered friend is getting Queso restless, Leer, Briely, Queso restless....
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