I think it's time to call it a day
Lee's well up the heavenly stairway
Or is he on the highway to hell?
It's all so confusing I really can't tell!
Anyway, King Cheese, you're sidekicks in bits
And we're just about to bedazzle your cheesy armpits.
Surrender now and we'll stop
And not put your nan in for the drop.
The forces of good shall prevail
In this mad old cheesy tale...
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Comments & Feedback (15)
Cruel, just plain cruel. Is the title a Voice based response to my Tom Jones Delilah pun or just a timely coincidence? My sidekick will find a way- he's near invincible! BedHairyLee will dedazzle thee!
@MelchiorJ13 no it's quite a coincidence my cheesy nemesis ๐ don't worry, Spidey uses a brilliant deodorant brand, I'm sure he'll let you borrow some ๐
@naaviie hear hear. Hold your nose Nic, we're going in. ๐ท๐ท @MelchiorJ13 prepare to be bedazzled!
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