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The Boy That Sneezed

There once was a boy named Potter
Who practiced spells from his jotter
He tried to cure the man flu
But his nose filled with green goo
Now they call him Harry Snotter

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Comments & Feedback (12)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚a new theme for you?

@ckahn I branching out ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท

Made me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@sara_lou good ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Haha brilliant ๐Ÿ˜„

@BethyBoo bless you ๐Ÿ˜‰

@Burrfoot ๐Ÿ‘

Hahaha nice one ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@sarahgamal ๐Ÿ˜‰ cheers

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@misslittleDHP ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜‰

Good one. Made me laugh!๐Ÿ’œโœจ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค

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