Chicken Run

There's been a perimeter breach
At chicken Auschwitz-Berkenau!
I really have to wonder
What has happened now.
Should they be called Danny, Louis and Willie
For their latest Great Escape
As they tunnel past the chicken wire
And wood and nails and grates?
I went out to the garden
To find Milly milling about,
Inspected the enclosure and found loose wire;
The dogs had done it without a doubt.
Get back in you miscreant
While I get the staple gun
And start laying again before I boil up the pot
And have your little necks wrung!