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Lazy Cup?

Why's a cup of lazy tea
Christened just as so?
In any case with a lazy cup
You've got farther to go.
Milk each little porcelain cup
And put each teabag in,
Pour over the boiling water
So the infusion begins,
Squeeze each pouch one by one
Squishing out the flavour
Into the milky watery mess;
You're not doing any favours.
Throw each teabag in the bin,
Perhaps stir in some sugar;
Ça depend upon your tastes,
If you're a listener or a groover.
But in the long run all the work
Leaves you quite fatigued
And all the teabags in the world
Won't satisfy your needs,
So really it is probably best
To use the good old teapot
And give up the illusion
A lazy cup's easier. It's not.

Delilah

@Delilah

Just an average 17-yr-old from Northern Ireland. Kik: Delilah_95

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Never heard it called that before. Very good though😘☕

I never thought of tea like this before, but it's amazing:D

@merlin1038 @LukaB hehe thanks folks these are the sorts of things that run through my head 😝😘

Since when have you known my family mantra?! Hahaha love it ☕☕☕☕

@naaviie because I am secretly your long lost sister 😱😱 cue Eastenders drumroll

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 I have a sister?!?!?!

@naaviie your mother never told you did she...

That little minx!! I'm going to have words!

@naaviie yes I think words are in order!

Apparently there are millions of us! Teapot loving blood runs in many famous families, you, me, the royals of Windsor - all those sorts! 😱

@naaviie oh well waddaya know! The royals 😲

Here you go Princess 👑☕👑☕

@naaviie one is most amused 👸

Hahaha 😂😂

@Delilah Yeah😜😹

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