(front)
Dear Wordsworth,
D'you remember that drunken night nine months ago?
(Back)
Well, you have a son. He's called Opuss.
Yours, Twitter.
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Yes, Β£100/giggle is much more reasonable if I exchange my bodyguarding services. I expect great things from you! π°π°
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