The Opussian Lifestyle

DuRoLuRo • 161 followers

I wake up in the morning,
First thing I reach for, is my iDevice.

I open my eyes,
and check Opuss.
I brush my teeth,
and check Opuss.
I sit down to eat,
and check Opuss.
I take a bath,
and check Opuss.
I go downtown,
and check Opuss.
I do some math,
and check Opuss.
I get a bit down,
and check Opuss.
I go shopping,
and check Opuss.
I go clubbing,
and check Opuss.
I call my girl,
and check Opuss.
I see a pearl,
and check Opuss.
I eat breakfast,
and check Opuss.
I run steadfast,
and check Opuss.
I work out,
and check Opuss.
I freak out,
and check Opuss.
I watch TV,
and check Opuss.
The sandman hits me,
but not before I one last time, check Opuss.

Opuss is addictive.
Opuss is constructive.
Opuss is freedom.
Opuss kills boredom.
Opuss makes smart.
Opuss is art.

#digital-culture #general #modern-life #social-media #technology-addiction

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Comments & Feedback (23)

Jun 2, 2012 at 1:48 PM

Very well done! 🍹here, have this! Shaken and not stirred!

Jun 2, 2012 at 1:48 PM

This is pure class...and right :):)

Jun 2, 2012 at 1:50 PM

I just got this app and I'm already starting to do this haha :)

Jun 2, 2012 at 1:50 PM

Awesome so true it is love opuss 😘

Jun 2, 2012 at 1:50 PM

@misslittleDHP @Weirdwolf thanks, and loving the James Bond reference😝

Jun 2, 2012 at 1:51 PM

@Jamtots @aleishagayle20 Thank you both😄

Jun 2, 2012 at 1:58 PM

So true!

Jun 2, 2012 at 1:59 PM

@MrAlex ikr😄

Jun 2, 2012 at 2:01 PM

@DuRoLuRo : You too huh? ☺

Jun 2, 2012 at 2:02 PM

@eliza Yeah. Opuss is my drug😜

Jun 2, 2012 at 2:04 PM

@MrAlex @eliza ikr. Opuss is like a drug😜

Jun 2, 2012 at 2:15 PM

@DuRoLuRo you know, apart from being a bit creepy and eating pooh your a really nice guy 😜

Jun 2, 2012 at 2:30 PM

@DuRoLuRo I thought it was just me that did all that what with my OCD and all. Glad I'm not the only 1, Lmfao great write mate 🍻

Jun 2, 2012 at 2:38 PM

@Weirdwolf Haha. You're insane😝 @smellyfingers No that's just the Opuss sickness hehe😄

Jun 2, 2012 at 3:07 PM

Opuss fever!:)

Jun 2, 2012 at 3:21 PM

Here here 😄 glad to know I'm not the only one

Jun 2, 2012 at 3:22 PM

I had a life b4 opuss now it's taking over....brilliant love it 😽

Jun 2, 2012 at 3:24 PM

@Delilah @sjw Hehe thanks girls😄

Jun 2, 2012 at 9:01 PM

100% true and 100% amazing

Jun 2, 2012 at 9:09 PM

@lonelynutmeg98 Thank you😄

Jun 5, 2012 at 4:11 PM

Erm addicted?

Jun 5, 2012 at 4:55 PM

@Trialrun1 Completely😄

Jun 5, 2012 at 4:57 PM

Lol

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