Apples

EllieSmelly • 39 followers

An apple a day keeps the doctors away...
Until you realise you ate a mouldy apple and you become sick :(
Or if the apple hits your head and inflicts injury :(

I think I'll stick with chocolate and marshmallows- they're much safer

#food

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