What U Mean To Me

@Htaylor1998

There once was a man from Springfield Who's petty IQ could not yield The concept of Math, English, History, no class But his music gave him all he could feel.

@adel1405

Nutter Butter

The moon is a great white football, the sun is a pound of butter, the world is going round the twist and I'm a little nutter..

@Paleflower

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear but Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he!.

@benaken

Bad Vicar

Our local vicars a weasel He is not good but pure evil So when God looked down He sprung hands from the ground And dragged him to live with the devil!.

@Yassy75

Abbi

Hi if you like my limerick please please comment HERE NOW.

@Yassy75

Rocket is cute

Rocket is a cat That is sitting on a mat Some mice got in And thrown in the bin.

@StraffordBaker

The Man By The River

There once was a man by the river, Who felt an unnatural shiver, He turned in his stride, To an awful surprise, Some arsehole had taken his liver. -AB.

@Noonington

(Hopefully Not) The Future

There once was a girl named Lily, her limericks were kinda silly, so she gave up at school married a tool and then became clinically depressed..