M E

I'm a little eccentric,
But hey, who cares?
I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuck-
About common affairs.
I'd rather be happy,
And live in my world,
Where I can take ANYTHING,
That would've been hurled.
My hair's rather feral,
All mane-like and wild,
I don't ever brush it,
And it's not ever styled.
I kind of love Thor,
I'm a little obsessed,
And I don't give a care,
About how I'm dressed.
If you've got a problem,
Say it to my face,
Got a guilty conscience?
Please. Plead your case.
I'd say I'm considerate,
But I often tease friends,
I guess the situation,
Really depends.
I never stop reading,
So I'm kind of a geek,
I'm a little bit childish:
Can't resist 'hide and seek'.
I love my two bunnies.
I've a memory wall:
Where I stick all my photos,
Cinema tickets and all.
So I guess that that's me,
All wrapped into one,
Or am I just bluffing?
Is this poem a con?

... Wouldn't you like to know.