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You probably know I'm a little bit crazy and mad!
You may not know I did physics and maths A level and wasn't bad

You know at all times I wear my heart on my sleeve
You may not know I have a race car license and drive like the breeze

You know by now I like people who are a little bit weird
You may not know i love my stubbly beard!

You may have noticed I don't take things too seriously at all
You may not know sienna is my oldest closest friend of all

You must have noticed I have my fair share of heart ache
You should also know I'm the worlds biggest fan of cake!

You all know me
But only a few KNOW me

gazplend

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30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Comments & Feedback (14)

Oi! I'm not old! Cheek of it 😳 does that make me weird? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ x

Share some 🍰 weirdos πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚

Hahaha 🍺🍺🍰🍰🍰

@sjw you know your weird!! And your not getting any younger my dear!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ’β€

@Burrfoot yayy! Let's have a weirdo cake party! πŸ˜œπŸ‘

@minxyMolly your one of the weirdest mols! πŸ˜„πŸ’

Cake + weirdos = damn good times!

@gazplend but I'm dam awesome because of it (jokes 😜) lol 😘

And now we know a little more, physics and Maths! Good choices! πŸ’šπŸ˜˜βœ¨

@sara_lou exactly! Give a weirdo a cake and you got a party on your hands!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly you really are an awesome weirdo sis! You always go ten on the weirdo scale! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend hahaha I'm sure many would agree with you xx

@naaviie thankyou nic and that's why I.... Drive a lorry!! But I park it quickly thanks to my knowledge of dimensions and kinetic energy! πŸ‘πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

Haha you need a blummin lesson in physics to parallel park... 😝

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