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Shutting The Toilet.

You're supposed to leave the toilet seat down?
Oops! My bad! I'm ashamed.
And all those times you asked who does it-
All those people wrongly blamed.

I'm feeling pretty bad right now,
You've got me in a wrap,
At least it's JUST the loo seat,
And not the shower or the tap.

Oh it's boys who usually do this?
So I'm kind of an anomaly?
I'm one-of-a-kind, unique, and whatnot?
Well, just you wait and see...

I'll make an effort in the future,
To shut it when I'm done,
Just think: a new toilet-seat era;
And now it has begun!

HeatherAnne

@HeatherAnne

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