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Apologies for my last post I just ranted =)
Anyways for the funny text my friend just sent me this
'Today I gave so few fucks I'm now owed one fuck'
Of course I replied with
'Be careful near dark alleys and behind the bike sheds you never know which angle they'll come at you. Also wear protection I hear that ASDA are doing a buy one get one few on boxes of durex'
He's American. I hope he gets it otherwise I'm really thinking I should've put Walmart instead xD

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