Cece's Wedding

Hello again! The condo thing for wi-fi was SO expensive. I tried persuading my dad, but he said 9.95 a day was ridiculous, and that we were already paying for the condo and my shopping habits and that it'd be the stupidest thing because it was a family vacation. Some family vacation! Listen to my story;

The first day we got there it was SO freaking late. Or should I say early? I don't know I'll leave it up to you, we got there at 5:48 A.M. The first day, we all made a big breakfast in the kitchenette. We had pancakes, waffles, or eggs of all kinds! But, later that night I was stuck babysitting Zachary, my little brother, Harris, Cece and her husband's son, and Eliza, my aunt Georgia's 6 month old.

That night, after the wedding, I was babysitting...AGAIN! Everyone was out getting drunk off their... Excuse my language... Asses. My new brother-in-law, came banging on the door. This is when I'm starting to get... Censor... Pissed! He was knocking for like 10 minutes straight! Until...

"Harris! Open the f***ing the door! It's your father!" Morris shouted. Bam!

"Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Eliza started crying bloody friggen' murder!

Harris jumped up and opened the door. There, in Morris' arms was my VERY drunk mother!"Take me the f*** back to the casino Morris!" She slurred.

"No, ma. You're drunk." He pulled on her arm, towards the bedroom. You could totally tell he was drunk, too!

There, behind Morris, was Cecelia. She busted up laughing,"You are, too! That big bud light drink did it's toll on you!" Great, was I the only sober person out of my family, not including the children?

My mom threw herself onto the floor and started doing a half circle motion with her arms and legs and shouted,"I'm swimming!" I was so flipping embarrassed!

Let's cut to the chase, next night, I was babysitting. Mom had a major hang over, and dad fell asleep in the shower. Place flooded. Mom flipped. Payed the fine. Went home. The only thing I did was ride the roller coaster around New York New York.

What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.

-Kayla Francis or Infinite Rose