Dirty Riddle

@4181jay

Skype

Skyped the mother in law. Pretty weird. 1st time on a webcam without masturbating. When I say without masturbation, I mean to completion..

@4181jay

Happy Marriage

When people ask how I manage to keep such a beautiful wife happy I tell them I use 3 little words on a regular basis- ro, hip and nol..

@tbhg92

Sick Joke

Q- what's red and runs up your leg. A- a homesick period..

@Mad4books

Eastenders

A man is watching TV and her wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders".

@tbhg92

Men & Women

Q- why were men invented. A- coz vibrators can't buy rounds. Q- why were women invented. A- coz sheep can't cook..

@ennaytee

Were you born on a farm. Because you really know how to raise a cock!.

@Andy_Hayhurst

Oxfam

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man the ability to catch his own fish and he falls asleep in the sun and gets sunstroke.... Fuck you Oxfam!... Fuck you!.

@Jaeden

Dirty Riddle

Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine..