@evilcaz

Awesome

Go to Google Maps Search for 'Dennett Place, Delta, BC, Canada' Look at the Postal Code Laugh.

@daniella10

A man said to the doctor " doctor. Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains the doctor replied"pull your self together"..

@desorton

The Linguist

The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised.

@robbielorenzo

Titanic 3DD

Imagine Kate winsletts boobs in 3D. That is all..

@bobhead97

Google Is Racist

Type into Google... 'White people stole my car' Press ENTER Then it will say... Did you mean, 'Black people stole my car' Racist!.

@theplant

Dirty Bob

After having a 69 with his girlfriend..

@arbi1973

Salut tout le monde.

@Andy_Hayhurst

Oxfam

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man the ability to catch his own fish and he falls asleep in the sun and gets sunstroke.... Fuck you Oxfam!... Fuck you!.