Awesome

@jordanlys

Sex

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer..

@jason

Cannibal

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend. Wipe his ass..

@mankash

Inanimate Genders

Hindi, French, Urdu... & their ilk were invented(?) by insatiable bisexual nymphomaniacs. How else would they go around assigning genders to objects?!.

@gluzman

Female Vampire

What does a female vampire say to her victims. See you next month..

@AndersonMatlock

Argot: Power of Attorney

Power of Attorney of your YaYa-Sisterhood; kinda like an adult way of saying 'I got your taco, Gurl!'.

@paulw

Rash.

I was showing my doctor a nasty rash on my cock today. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it.

@PetePadilla

Good Morning...

I see the assassins have failed..

@pilosof

Ghh.