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I see the assassins have failed.
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Graphic Designer, Photographer, Blogger, Socia Media Junkie, Foodie, In love with Literature.
Hey babe, wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Opuss 'til I google+ all over your Facebook?.
How do you make a door scream. -pull its nob.
Man goes to Doctor. Doc says: "You've got to stop masturbating." Man: "Why?" Doc: "Because I'm trying to examine you".
Midwife- How do you know your about to give birth Me- a head popping out your vagina is always a tale tell sign.
What a boring job that must be, breaking biscuits for the boxes of broken biscuits.
It's not a growth, it's your penis.
Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?.
Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian. Dad: oh that's cool. 2nd daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian too. Dad: GOD DAMMIT does anyone in this house like cock!!. Son: I do. :) !!.
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