@minguine What's six inches long and won't be getting sucked anytime soon. Whitney Houstons crack pipe. 15 words
@minguine Little johnny asks mummy what that furry thing is in between her legs. She answers. That's where daddy hit me with an axe. Billy replies, good shot dad wright in the cunt.. 32 words
@saskiaskippings1 Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: - Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. - You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. 78 words
@tillieb Rude! No wonder women are bad at parking, they are constantly lied to about how big 18 inches is. 18 words
@ShaunShank Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?. 19 words
@brettmharris Well I am a late twenties veteran and small business owner. So needless to say I am a bit of a dreamer who spends mor... View Profile
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