Pokemon Gag

@jasminehewitt

O - Q

What did O say to Q. Dude, your penis is hanging out!.

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@Jaeden

Dirty Riddle

Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine..

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@Jaeden

Dirty Riddle

Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine..

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@4181jay

Skype

Skyped the mother in law. Pretty weird. 1st time on a webcam without masturbating. When I say without masturbation, I mean to completion..

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@4181jay

Happy Marriage

When people ask how I manage to keep such a beautiful wife happy I tell them I use 3 little words on a regular basis- ro, hip and nol..

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@tbhg92

Sick Joke

Q- what's red and runs up your leg. A- a homesick period..

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@Mad4books

Eastenders

A man is watching TV and her wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders".

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@tillieb

Rude!

No wonder women are bad at parking, they are constantly lied to about how big 18 inches is.

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