@Jaeden Dirty Riddle Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine.. 20 words
@Jaeden Dirty Riddle Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine.. 20 words
@4181jay Skype Skyped the mother in law. Pretty weird. 1st time on a webcam without masturbating. When I say without masturbation, I mean to completion.. 23 words
@4181jay Happy Marriage When people ask how I manage to keep such a beautiful wife happy I tell them I use 3 little words on a regular basis- ro, hip and nol.. 29 words
@Mad4books Eastenders A man is watching TV and her wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders". 31 words
@tillieb Rude! No wonder women are bad at parking, they are constantly lied to about how big 18 inches is. 18 words
@chasingsunshines Living a better life through the elimination of negativity. Good vibes! Positive vibes! View Profile
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