@saskiaskippings1

Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: - Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. - You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem.

@saskiaskippings1

What did the penis say to the condom. Cover me, Im goin in!!!.

@glew92

Pokemon Gag

Pokemon black is coming out!. Gotta catch Jemal.

@tillieb

Rude!

No wonder women are bad at parking, they are constantly lied to about how big 18 inches is.

@jasminehewitt

O - Q

What did O say to Q. Dude, your penis is hanging out!.

@Jaeden

Dirty Riddle

Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine..

@Jaeden

Dirty Riddle

Person A: What's long hard and full of seaman. Person B: A penis. Person A: Ergh he'll no a Submarine..

@minguine

Little johnny asks mummy what that furry thing is in between her legs. She answers. That's where daddy hit me with an axe. Billy replies, good shot dad wright in the cunt..