@aaronwhitty

How do you make a door scream. -pull its nob.

@bigmelbatoast911

Doctor Visit

Man goes to Doctor. Doc says: "You've got to stop masturbating." Man: "Why?" Doc: "Because I'm trying to examine you".

@robohobo

Visit To The Midwife

Midwife- How do you know your about to give birth Me- a head popping out your vagina is always a tale tell sign.

@robohobo

Broken Biscuits

What a boring job that must be, breaking biscuits for the boxes of broken biscuits.

@Panda

Family Guy

It's not a growth, it's your penis.

@ShaunShank

Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?.

@minguine

What's six inches long and won't be getting sucked anytime soon. Whitney Houstons crack pipe.

@maksha

When I Was A Kid

When I was a kid, PUSSY meant CAT, SEX meant GENDER, BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG, DICK was a NAME, BJ was a NICK-NAME, BANG was a SOUND, RUBBER was just like PLASTIC, ASS was an ANIMAL, SCREW was just...