When I was a kid,
PUSSY meant CAT,
SEX meant GENDER,
BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG,
DICK was a NAME,
BJ was a NICK-NAME,
BANG was a SOUND,
RUBBER was just like PLASTIC,
ASS was an ANIMAL,
SCREW was just a NUT,
TIT was a SNACK,
HEAD meant a part of BODY.
But now everything is just damn COMPLICATED!
Your feedback helps maksha understand what's working
Yee Haa!
Man goes to Doctor. Doc says: "You've got to stop masturbating." Man: "Why?" Doc: "Because I'm trying to examine you".
Midwife- How do you know your about to give birth Me- a head popping out your vagina is always a tale tell sign.
What a boring job that must be, breaking biscuits for the boxes of broken biscuits.
It's not a growth, it's your penis.
Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?.
What's six inches long and won't be getting sucked anytime soon. Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
Little johnny asks mummy what that furry thing is in between her legs. She answers. That's where daddy hit me with an axe. Billy replies, good shot dad wright in the cunt..
How do you make a door scream. -pull its nob.
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