@robohobo

Visit To The Midwife

Midwife- How do you know your about to give birth Me- a head popping out your vagina is always a tale tell sign.

@robohobo

Broken Biscuits

What a boring job that must be, breaking biscuits for the boxes of broken biscuits.

@Panda

Family Guy

It's not a growth, it's your penis.

@ShaunShank

Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?.

@minguine

What's six inches long and won't be getting sucked anytime soon. Whitney Houstons crack pipe.

@minguine

Little johnny asks mummy what that furry thing is in between her legs. She answers. That's where daddy hit me with an axe. Billy replies, good shot dad wright in the cunt..

@saskiaskippings1

Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: - Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. - You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem.

@bigmelbatoast911

Doctor Visit

Man goes to Doctor. Doc says: "You've got to stop masturbating." Man: "Why?" Doc: "Because I'm trying to examine you".