Dirty Bob

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After having a 69 with his girlfriend.. Bob remembered he had a Dentist appointment Afraid they would smell fanny on his breath,he brushed his teeth,used dental floss,a bottle of Listerine & ate a packet of strong mints .Feeling confident in the Dentist's chair,he opened his mouth. The dentist got close & said "Did u have a 69 b4 u got here?". "How did u know" said Bob, "Does my breath smell of fanny?" "No" he replied "U have a skidmark on your forehead

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Comments & Feedback (1)

Apr 17, 2012 at 4:58 PM

U can just put sex u idiot instead of putting 69

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